Top 5 Things
We Wouldn't Know
If It Weren't for Mom
#5  If your friends
laugh  at what
you're wearing, they
aren't really your friends.
 
 
#4  Watch out for Scooter Bob and the other Stonesthrow Drive area RETARDS!.
#3  Watch out for Pathogen Fungus !
 
#2  Don't miss the School Bus, or you'll have to ride  the G.L.T.A. bus to school !
And the most
important thing
we wouldn't know
if it weren't for
Mom--
#1  How much
we're loved!
Happy Birthday,
Mom!