Top 5 Things
We Wouldn't Know
If It Weren't for Mom
#5 If your friends
laugh at what
you're wearing, they
aren't really your
friends.
#4 Watch out for Scooter
Bob and the other Stonesthrow Drive area RETARDS!.
#3 Watch out for Pathogen
Fungus !
#2 Don't miss the School
Bus, or you'll have to ride the G.L.T.A. bus to school
!
And the most
important thing
we wouldn't know
if it weren't for
Mom--
#1 How much
we're loved!
Happy
Birthday,
Mom!